"Exactly. Never worked with me before. Now I have to make it memorable, don't I," he asked, watching as Arthur cleaned up after himself. "You know, even if your trousers were a mess, no one would believe anything happened in here." Who would believe that Tony Stark was involved with a guy, after all?

Murring at that touch, he moved to get two things out of his jacket. A small packet and... "You okay with lotion," he asked, so casual about it.